Post jokes

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.

I wank over Rose Watson.

What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.