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What do call a website that openly encourages racist posts.

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KNOCK KNOCK. Whose there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Little Johnny got told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say : I know the truth they give you money so little Johnny says to his mum I know the truth so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone so when little Johnny’s dad gets home little Johnny says I know the truth his dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone so little Johnny try’s it on the post man and says I know the truth and the post man says come here son

im ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke i posted and what went on between me and your mum

i have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissd on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and i said that's disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller

I asked my dad what his previous job was he said : I was a post until I met your mother

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post #21gang

HELLO EVERYONE, I AM FAMOUS YOUTUBER MRBEAST. I HAVE A ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE ON THIS WEBSITE: Whoever gets the 1000th comment on the post I link below will get 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS, FROM ME! We're almost there, get commenting guys!

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website

Make this post have 1000 comments

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance

(Yet another post.)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it could get to the other side!

(it said post common jokes)

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer

Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ

FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook she literally posts everyday but this day was sort kind of a hard hit. so what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85 and i dont want to explain what milf means but she got a lot of DM ́s from a lot of old guys. BUT, This one exact guy names Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do a adult film. idk what that is i think its a adult movie of course so she says yes and flys out to San Diego And she never came back after yesterday. and to YOU Johnny Sins my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be a adult movie and not a Por...