I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
KNOCK KNOCK. Whose there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.
HELLO EVERYONE, I AM FAMOUS YOUTUBER MRBEAST. I HAVE A ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE ON THIS WEBSITE: Whoever gets the 1000th comment on the post I link below will get 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS, FROM ME! We're almost there, get commenting guys!
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
Make this post have 1000 comments.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
(it said post common jokes)
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
