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My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.

Hey, can I axe you a question?

My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.

If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?

0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in the garage.