You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
