Porn Jokes

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.

what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end

Mother, father and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie. During dinner time: Father: Son what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: okay! okay! I watched porn dad. Dad: what? you watched porn? you are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 yrs of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said "sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

Mother, father and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie. During dinner time: Father: Son what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: okay! okay! I watched porn dad. Dad: what? you watched porn? you are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 yrs of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said "sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

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can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u

i had sex with my dog once and my cat hissed at me for not doing her

whats links favorite porn video the legend of zeldas sucking

What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

What do you call a rooster lollipop? A cock sucker!

If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.

"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"

A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick girlfriend: " cool where is it?"

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I like porn a lot I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.

I revealed my dick to my girlfriend

As she saw it, she said "nevermind, just finger me"