You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn't order a Mc cumshot
A girl comes up to her dad and says can I borrow the car tonite I want to go this party dad says if u give a head job girl says your r my dad how can u say that dad says if u want the car girl thinks ok she starts dad that taste like shut dad yer your brother wanted the this morning
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey's F-king cooking show! Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN'T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON'T YOU??!!!!!!
My girlfiends a porn star
She kill me if she found out
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Porn *sex noises*
let me tell you a story there once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes he didnt want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes he lived in a dorm and all day he watched porn but still he would suck on some corn one day he would go to go choke on some tasty chode but his bros found out gave him a shout and kicked him out yeling that he broke the bro code
vladimir putin is probably a homo-phobe because he has to go through life the name of a gay porn star
your mom
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
