Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
a funny joke is not funny after Laughing because then it becomes a porn hub
What do you call your mom
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
Are you my homework because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
When I was 17 my mom’s door was always locked I wonder what she was doing
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
