Population

Population Jokes

why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you