Population jokes
Suicide is population control, republished.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯