What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
My wife said she wanted to leave me she said it’s because of the abuse but really she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got positioning the next day this shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physical and mentally
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
If you argued that god was a woman 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell Just to ask the other guy. Talk about a male supremacist religion.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
Dwarf Shortage
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
What's the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it's Dublin everyday
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
Society
