Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Population Jokes
Dwarf Shortage.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
China should be a baseball team.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
You're a good soldier Choosing your battles Pick yourself up and dust yourself off and back in the saddle You're on the front line Everyone's watching You know it's serious we're getting closer, this isn't over The pressure is on You feel it But you've got it all Believe it When you fall get up oh oh And if you fall get up oh oh Tsamina mina zangalewa 'Cause this is Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Listen to your God This is our motto Your time to shine don't wait in line y vamos por todo People are raising Their expectations Go on and feed them this is your moment no hesitations Today's your day I feel it You paved the way Believe it If you get down get up oh oh When you get down get up eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa aa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Ame la mejole biggi biggi mubbo wa A to Z Asi tsu zala makyuni biggi biggi mubbo from East to West Asi waga waga ma eh eh waga waga ma eh eh Tendency suna tsibuye 'cause this is Africa (Africa, Africa Africa) Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a This time for Africa This time for Africa We're all Africa We're all Africa
You can say what you want about deaf people...
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
