I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is the highest number?
420.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
