Popular culture jokes
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What is the highest number?
420.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!