Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
What is the highest number?
420.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
