Pop star jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.