Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What's white and comes in little cans
Michael Jackson
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier? “He/he.”
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
What touches kids and is made out of plastic? Michael Jackson here hee
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
