Pop star jokes
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.