Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Pop Star Jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
