What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
