Pop star jokes
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! ššš
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. š
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Whatās Michael Jacksonās favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What is Michael Jacksonās favorite song? āLittle Drummer Boy.ā
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Why canāt Michael Jackson win a race?
Because heās always coming in a lilā behind.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! ššš
Whatās Michael Jacksonās favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!