Pop star jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.