Pop star jokes
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
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What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
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What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Justin Bieber
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
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