Pop star jokes

How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?

Sticky Minaj.

What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?

Billie's jeans.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

Justin Bieber

Why is he sooo dam fineee?