Pop star jokes

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?

Sticky Minaj.

What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?

Billie's jeans.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

Justin Bieber

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

Why is he sooo dam fineee?