Pop star jokes

I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.

What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.

What's harder than steel?

Michel Jackson in an orphanage.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

No seriously, what is it?

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.