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Michael Jackson

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Pronoun

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Toy

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

Bed

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

Masturbation

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Name

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

Impression

My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

Woman

When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.