Pop star jokes
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Olivia Rodrigo
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.