What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
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Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
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Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What is found under Michael Jacksons pillow? Billies-jeans
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
