Pop star jokes
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.