Pop star jokes
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Justin Bieber
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.