Pop star jokes
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 馃槀
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What are Michael Jackson鈥檚 sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What鈥檚 Michael Jackson鈥檚 favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Justin Bieber