Pop star jokes
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
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Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.