Pop star jokes
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.