Pop star jokes
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Justin Bieber
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.