Pop star jokes
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.