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Pop culture jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?

Kids play with both of them.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.

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  • What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

    So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."