What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
