Pop culture jokes
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
The walking dead.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.