Pop culture jokes
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
The walking dead.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.