Pop culture jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.