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My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"