Pop culture jokes
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
The walking dead.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?