What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
"Hee hee touched me."
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
