What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
"Me fa so?"
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
