What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
