Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
