Pop culture jokes
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.