In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
