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Pop culture jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?

Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.