Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
