Pop culture jokes
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.