What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
