Pop culture jokes
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."