Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
"Let's go Brandon!"
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
"Death to the west!"
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Feminists are a joke.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
