Point jokes

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Me: "The villain has a point, you know."

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Oh, never mind, it's pointless.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: A broken pencil.

Friend: A broken pencil who?

Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.

Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.

In tennis, 0 points is love.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.

Doctor: I see your point!

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

Why don't you use a dull pencil?

Because there's no point. 😐😑😑

Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That's okay. There is really no point to it.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.