You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?
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One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
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How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us
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I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point? An AK-46
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other freind about what they must cherish. One says he cherishes his family the other cherishes his parents and a man comes in points at the chair’s and says “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
