Point jokes

Me: "The villain has a point, you know."

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.

In tennis, 0 points is love.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Oh, never mind, it's pointless.

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

How do you break up a fight between two gay men?

Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: A broken pencil.

Friend: A broken pencil who?

Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.

Doctor: I see your point!

Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That's okay. There is really no point to it.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.