Point jokes

Me: "The villain has a point, you know."

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.

In tennis, 0 points is love.

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

How do you break up a fight between two gay men?

Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.

Doctor: I see your point!

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: A broken pencil.

Friend: A broken pencil who?

Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Oh, never mind, it's pointless.

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That's okay. There is really no point to it.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!