Point Jokes

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)

To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless

A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.

I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"

So one time I was looking up the definition of accident because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me, and points at the word and says, “That’s you!”(meaning that I was an accident) A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you. But we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

Patient: Doctor I feel like a needle Doctor: I see your point

At what point does a joke become a dad joke? When it disappears and never returns home

Why do orphans love tennis,it's the only love they get

In tennis 0 points is love

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists. unless you force them the point.

i made a pencil with two erasers, it was point less

me: "the villain has a point you know"

everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."