Pointy jokes

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?

A: A knife has a point.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏