Pointy jokes

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.