Pointy jokes
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Community talk
ello guys, me have conspiracy theory. i tink Gru from Despicable Me is related to Dracula from Hotel hotel Transylvania because they both r russian and hav big pointy nose