A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".
what is the point of buttchinns? To catch flies
what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
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True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
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Me: *looks at persons hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down I’m good at depression
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My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil but now it is pointless
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.
