A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down I’m good at depression
Me: *looks at persons hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil but now it is pointless
stop with the blind jokes...I don't see the point.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless
A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke? When it disappears and never returns home
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists. unless you force them the point.
i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.
