I played uno with my mexican friend
That bastard took all the green cards
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed, and got eaten by the bat.
osma bin laden playing mw2 Air Strike inbound
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
Figure : who wants to play hide and seek.
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok hide and I will hide and seek will be it.
Seek:why do I have to be it?
Figure: because ur name says so.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
why is america so bad at playing jenga? because they already lost two towers
Q.why cant pilots play jenga. A.becuase they will just hit the twin towers
WHY DOES AN ORPHAN HATE PLAYING BASEBALL?BECAUSE IT HAS A HOME BASE
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
Joe mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth
Why can't an Asian play baseball Cause they always eat the bat
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic
Why don't orphans play tag
Because there's no one to catch
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
why can't orphans play soccer? they cant kick
