Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
why is america so bad at playing jenga? because they already lost two towers
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
WHY DOES AN ORPHAN HATE PLAYING BASEBALL?BECAUSE IT HAS A HOME BASE
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Why don't orphans play tag
Because there's no one to catch
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
why can't orphans play soccer? they cant kick
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
why cant orphons play baseball because they dont knowwhere home is
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
