why is america so bad at playing jenga? because they already lost two towers
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
WHY DOES AN ORPHAN HATE PLAYING BASEBALL?BECAUSE IT HAS A HOME BASE
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Joe mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic
Why don't orphans play tag
Because there's no one to catch
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
why can't orphans play soccer? they cant kick
Gets what song was playing during 9/11. Timber by ke$ha
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
why cant orphons play baseball because they dont knowwhere home is
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces
What are Africans favorite game to play? Hungry hippos
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
Why cant Orphans play baseball they cant find home plate
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Your hairline so far back when your forehead was playing tag your hairline ran away real far
