Play jokes
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”