Play jokes
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Memes
once u see it, you'll never un see it
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!