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Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.