Play jokes
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"