What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.
Why do orphans play minecraft because they have a home
Why is a orphan favorite game monopoly? because it can actually buy a house
dad: im giving all your toys to the orphan kid. kid:why Dad: so you dont get bored
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
why cant orphans play video games because they don't have their parents email
why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
Why cant orphans play on a computer?
Cause they have no motherboard.
