Play jokes
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
mom "go play with the neighbor" the neighbbor:
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.