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What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.