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When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Memes
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!