I only want play with your daughter, it were okay yesterday
why is america so bad at playing jenga? because they already lost two towers
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
my friends emo i told her to play jumo rope with me she hang herself L
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
When the grass is bloody You play in the mud...
Why can’t orphans play catch? They never had a dad to teach them
why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies
because he cant handle all six perks
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights
How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why do emos suck at playing tic tac toe on their wrists? Because when they win they lose.
Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
