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Rapist

When I was very young...

My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

They are rapists now.

Tower

Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?

Because they already lost two towers.

Emo

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

Rape

Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.

Memes

Name

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

Perk

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

Leper

How come lepers don't play cards?

Well, if they lose a couple of hands...

Golf

What happened when the dog played golf?

He hit the ball into the ruff.

Kid

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."