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Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.