i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
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Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
You can only say Kobe now when your playing flight simulator.
What did the skeleton play when je joined the band? A tromBONE
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
Why can’t orfans play base ball because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
Do you play coc?
Because it’s a pretty good game
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why did the titanic sink because everyone played Simon says
your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces
