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When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Memes
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."