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You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If you play games, go play on your sister.