What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
