Play jokes
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.