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Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.