Yo mamas so dumb she thought Bruno Mars was a planet
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
uranus floats around in space
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Why did Uranus say gross? Beacuse he saw Uranus.
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what's gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because, it's so big.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
replace the v in venus wit a p
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
hay look its uranus coming from the sky
why did the doctor check out earth? he had a tummy quake
