Planet jokes
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Cursed Mr beast
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Uranus is a gas giant.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Uranus floats around in space.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.