My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Yo mamas so dumb she thought Bruno Mars was a planet
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Uranus floats around in space.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
