Planet jokes
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.