Planet jokes
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Memes
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.