What would earth say if it had a boy friend U need to com-it
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
Why has nobody been on neptune? because the wind is so big and why the winds so big? because neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
NASA is going to probe Uranus and it might take awhile it get there
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
What does Mars like to eat? A Mars bar!
The earth is flat
i like uranus
can we have a party in space? .... First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet
Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
I go to venes to get a bigger pines
you suck
Uranus is a gassy planet
what planet is related to planet butts. ur-anus
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
