Planet jokes
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.