Planet jokes
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.