What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
So here’s Uranus where’s my anus
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
