Planet jokes
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Memes
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!