Planet jokes
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.