Planet jokes
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Uranus spins on its side.
Jupiter
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"