Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
What did Mars say to Saturn: Give me one of your rings😄
my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
what did the sun say to the earth am i hot
uranus is a gas giant
an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
uranus floats around in space
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
Why did Uranus say gross? Beacuse he saw Uranus.
what's gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because, it's so big.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
replace the v in venus wit a p
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
