I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Earth is full. Go home!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
You Saturn a chair with Uranus.
Uranus is huge.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
I said Urainus! And the girl beside me face palmed :/ I wonder what i did wrong?
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
The Earth was flat once. 'Till yo mama got buried
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet stupid
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
