Planet jokes
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Earth is full. Go home!
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Uranus is huge.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.