Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Planet Jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Earth is full. Go home!
Cursed Mr beast
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Uranus is huge.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
