Planet jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Memes
Earth is full. Go home!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Uranus is huge.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.