Planet jokes
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
So that's why...
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.