Planet

Planet Jokes

Uranus

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

Uranus

The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

Uranus

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

Earth

What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?

The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.

Ring

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.