Plane jokes

A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

Did you know the food that was on the plane?

It was the bomb.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.