Plane jokes
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
You know what I told my little brother plane?