Plane jokes
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.