Plane jokes
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.