Plane jokes
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.