Plane jokes
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.