Plane jokes
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.