Plane jokes
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Memes
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, đź—żđź—żđź—ż
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
9/11.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.