Plane jokes

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.

Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!

Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.

Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.