Plane jokes
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
ohio lol
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.