Plane jokes
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Memes
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
When your plane heads for New York...
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.