I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
When your plane heads for New York...
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
