Plane jokes
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
All these jokes are all plane.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."