Plane jokes

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

All these jokes are all plane.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

When your plane heads for New York...