Plane jokes

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

How do flat-earthers travel?

On a plane.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!