Plane jokes

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

All these jokes are all plane.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice