Plane jokes
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
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Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
When your plane heads for New York...
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.