Plane jokes
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)