Plane jokes

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

You know what I told my little brother plane?

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.