Plane jokes
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.