is it me or was 9/11 too plane i thought it would be more exciting
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
How ironic is this ?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
