Plane jokes
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.