Plane jokes
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.