Plane jokes
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.