Plane Jokes

11/9 Is opposite day the towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11 way

there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!

What can you say bout planes you that you can say bout stocks They both be flying??

What's the worst time to fly a plane?

How ironic is this ?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

What does a terroist do when they see a twin They fly a plane at them

I took my friend skydiving ones and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute then I remembered he was emo

why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk

Breaking News! a plane crashes into a bridge

Why is my plane delayed

Because someone hit the sears tower

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.

Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy? A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!

9/11

Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.