Plane jokes

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.