Plane jokes

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"