Plane jokes
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
You might think these jokes are plane.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.