Combo jokes

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!