Combo jokes
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.