Combo jokes

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

what is the fastest country? iran.

Curry.