Combo jokes

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

Curry.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

I think one of my dads might be gay.