Plane

Plane Jokes

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.

Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.