Plane jokes
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."