Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
all these jokes are all plane
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
