Plane jokes
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.