Plane jokes

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

What's the worst time to fly a plane?

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/