Plane jokes
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"