Plane

Plane jokes

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

What is something you canโ€™t say in a superhero movie?

โ€œIs it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, itโ€™s heading straight for the World Trade Center.โ€

Why were the twin towers fighting?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

How do Taliban parents feed their babies?

"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! ๐Ÿ’ฅ"

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.