Plane jokes
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What is something you canโt say in a superhero movie?
โIs it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, itโs heading straight for the World Trade Center.โ
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.