What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
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