How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
i couldn't find my cat. and then my pillow started meowing.
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
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I farted try me you farted oh no we all farted
The plane crashed but I did too on a pillow
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper. I'd put it under my pillow and while i was sleeping he would come in and take it. In the morning he would holler at me for loosing the penny.
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn It keeps the sheets of my bed at night
What does a pillow say when you live for a week don't forget me
What do you call a pillow that been on the bed for 20 years in jail A criminal 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
My women told me that she wants to have sex with me and I said let's go at it and she said shit up and kiss me on all my pillow
What kind of pillow make Sounds
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What is a good night sleep tight I have for
