Pillow

Pillow jokes

Why was the man running around his bed?

Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!

Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.

Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....

Mom: It's a pillow fort.

Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?

Mom: You're almost 19 years old.

Me: Not good enough... OUT!

What did one pillow say to the other?

Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

There were three boys on the top of a slide.

The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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  • My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

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