Pillow

Pillow Jokes

Sleep

Why was the man running around his bed?

Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!

Road

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.

Mom

Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.

Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....

Mom: It's a pillow fort.

Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?

Mom: You're almost 19 years old.

Me: Not good enough... OUT!

Song

What did one pillow say to the other?

Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

Baby

Most people smother babies with love.

I smother them with pillows.

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  • Slide

    There were three boys on the top of a slide.

    The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"

    Plum

    Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

    So it could have sweet dreams.

    Marshmallow

    I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!

    Headline

    Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.

    Marshmallow

    Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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